Listening to life's wonders

Sunday, September 30, 2007

+go team go!+

rowh: i never expected goin shopping with a guy would turn out to be like this (lambat dan memenatkan)
farna and nad: no.. its just him..

LOL!

stuff to do:
revamp red sneakers..
make multipurpose scarf for farna.

hrmm....

what else...

ok im done...

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|2:50 PM|

Thursday, September 27, 2007

+lets be serious pple!!+

*gasp*

next to the issues about our ice caps and our polar bears and our trees...theres one more problem no one seems to be bothered about.. a HUGE issue pple! its no 'no problemo arigato'..its BIG!!!!

backstreet boys need a new name pple!!! a new name! 'boys'?? they're MEN! with hair and everything else that comes with being men!

so heres a few suggestions...for our grown men

M.I. the B. (men in the back)
backfrontside MEN.
boys no more.
men are us....i like this wan... i can see them usng this in their song.... oooolalalalalalalala ooooo men are us yeah~

heh

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|6:40 PM|

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

+todae is blogging manys manys day+

now that(title) sounds sooo dumb...but funneh

i want to blog about VOLTRON!!!

Voltron-noun
1)thick roll of paper held together with thick black supertape.
uses:
1)smack ur brother
2)help 'ketuk-ketuk' ur nyai's aching punggung*
3)swat lil german cockroaches
*punggung-see arse

2)potentail name for a trasformer.

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|10:40 PM|

+at least try.+

i dun care if u pretend.it shows that somewhere inside u.

u care.

i care that u dont try.it shows u cannot be bothered.

and i ask myself why should I bother.

u obviously dont.

my smile is fake.

mayb urs too.

who cares?!

i dont.

do you?

i dont.

do you?

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|10:24 PM|

Monday, September 24, 2007

+3 blogs+

fact: ive got 3 blogs
fact: one evryone knoe
fact: one future website
fact: one no one knoes
fact: update only this blog
fact: feel like a stalker if i update the other one

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|11:09 PM|

+eh!+

watched VMA 2007..

i think britney kene sabo arr...

i think kanye is childish.

i think chris brown is awesome...very comitted to the character seh..

i think justin is still the best.

i think 50 cents(im sorry its 1 cent,2 cents and 50 cents..so be it)is lacking in the creativity factor..its clear that his otak is sempit.

50 cents: my video wont be successfull w/o da girls and da bling bling..what dance moves dogg??no one cares about that..and i cant dance..for nutts dawgg! u hear?! bring in da girls!

a-yo tech?? omg! im sure he came up with it..no doubt he had some trouble spelling 'technology'
ooo must have been too long.. and i wont be surprise if he only knoes how to count his money till 50 cents...

50 cents: yo yo yo! how much do i have in ma bank yo!
banker: u have 3 million blablabla
50 cents: how much??
banker: owh its more than fifty cents sir...
50 cents: owh yea? yeah im rich! its time to buy sum bling bling

(at the jeweller)
50cents: tts hot man! how much??
jeweller: its 40 thousand blablabla
50cents: how much??
jeweller:its more than fifty cents sir...
50 cents: owh damn..thats expensive...

at least..tho childish..mr kanye has sum creativity...

this proves that big muscular bodies isnt alwas good...

speaking of muscles..dear mr timberland more muscular arr....nt bad...showing off in a sleeveless shirt..ni baru dedah bertempat...

rihanna....umberella?????? aiyo...owh well shes slowly growing...

gym class fall out???? alamak!

alicia keys..sudah lamer kau menghilang kini kau muncul jua..in tight leather pants and a cool do..

she definitely has a better stylist than britney...

overall..dint like the show tt much... too here and there and everywhere.. and mr colby..sibuk sahaja!

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|10:24 PM|

+fergot+

i wanted to blog about the other dae when i went to the bazaar with my parents..but i fergot..

so here goes

imagine this>>

shopkeeper: tiga spuloh dollar! tiga spoluh dolar!
customer 1 : man.ni beraper?
shopkeeper: tiga spuloh dollar! tiga spoluh dolar!
customer 2: (points to the same thing) man.ni beraper?
shopkeeper: tiga spuloh dollar! tiga spoluh dolar!

lol! i think its extremely funneh...

so lame but funneh...

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|5:12 PM|

Sunday, September 23, 2007

+isit time to change into me yet+

am i/are u a catipillar waiting to turn into a butterfly

or am i/are u a tadpole waiting to turn into a toad??

am i going to be a butterfly or a toad??

butterfly: flies around, flower to flower collectig nectar.

toad: sits and wait for flies.

butterfly: ever heard or 'social butterfly'
toad: but 'social toad'?

butterfly: beautiful wings.
toad: slimmy icky exterior.

caterpillar: icky exterior
tadpoles: cute in storybooks.

hrmm...

u toad!
she toad!
he toad!
me toad!

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|11:48 AM|

+i feel feel..u fell fell...+

psyco killer.

liberty.

snootee and the snoother

cough.

sneeze.

sniff sniff.

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|11:17 AM|

Friday, September 21, 2007

+more deep thinking+

"thou shall be punished if found smoking but ye father shall save ye"

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|7:28 PM|

+more deep thinking+

"thou shall be discreet when sneeking out to smoke"

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|7:26 PM|

+saat saat deep thinking+

a designer must be a deep thinker.....but ive always been a deep thinker...and sometimes i dun think at all...

i was in the toilet reading Life! comic section and today's baby blues reminded me of the other day when i was walkig home from sch...

there was this bunch of pple..from business i think..i knoe its a definite that theyre not from design..why? sebabnyer they baru habis extra classes or was it some studying session...oh watev..anyway..there was this whiney sounding girl and this noisy guy who just wont stop getting at each other...

but its smtg the whiney sounding girl said which drove me almost off my..ehem..cool edGe...

girl: bla bla bla bla...
boy: u lambat not my fault....bla bla bla bla
girl: but u must kesian kan me..
boy: buat aper?
girl: because im a girl.

because shes a girl?!?!?!?!?!?!? kesian kan her because shes a girl???? ure no girl,WOMAN! For soo long our four mothers fought for women's right..fought! so that us 'girls' can go sch..go work...get treated equally..fought so that men too should do the dishes, laundry and sweep the house...only to get someone say that..SUNGGUH MENGECEWAKAN!

i walked passed them..but what i wanted to do was turn around,grab her by her neck and strangle her...but not after i give the noisy guy a tight slaP with my cubby lil hand(one time where i'll actually appreciate my short fat fingers and not blame them for my inabilty of playing any sort of string instruments)..i'll use my tangan kiri.. tangan cebok. tts for 'grilling' her to say that awful thing...but no i couldnt...i fergot why but i think its because i was wearing a baju kurong..and the kain dah tetas almost reaching the hook oreidy..i didnt want to go home w/o a kain....so orbit..

she made US sound so weak...so oll fashion...mcm maner nye zaman purba..women look after babies while the men go hunt...

"and men shall hit ur heads till we're unconcious with a large club and drag us by our hair to show they love us..." *awwwww*

?????????mixed feelings here????????

haiyo....

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|4:24 PM|

Thursday, September 20, 2007

+next blk+

i'll be taking advertising...

i thnk with raudah and ama

and ferdinand...

bitmap! jpeg!

this is simple D.I.

ormaybeucandolikedis!

owh wait...crapt! i didnt do well for his prev class...haiyo...

oh well...

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|3:36 PM|

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

+dramamaz+

so much drama in the loony land of rowh...

all because of a tupperware...

???? btween my nyai and my mom....

and unfortunately the whole family got dragged in.. forced to side my nyai who clearly is being too overly dramatic because of a tupperware.. omg! so emotional...

its now clearer to me that once u get older u're gonna be overly attached to evry singe thing u own.. including tupperwares..and not surprisingly even ur ex-toothbrushes.. imagine me at 65 going...who threw away my blue toothbrush?????
my cucu replying..tapi tu kan nenek dah tak use.. dah der black mould pun...
me answering in an angry tone..iye! tapi tu aku punye. tak tau tanye dulu?!
then i start bebeling about amanah...and all those time they go blaja ugama buang buang.. then more bla blas...and more dosa....haiyo...

i hope not..

but i would get angry if some1 threw away any of my old sketchbooks tho...

haiyo...

and where are u motorazr v3xx?!?!?!

(any moment now)

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|12:19 AM|

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

+hrmm???+

okay.. i had the most random call from the most random person i'll ever know-next to me of coz..

*the office theme song*
rohani: (checks phone) monologue: aik?! raudah?
rohani: arr iye? hello?
raudah: eh kau kat mane?
rohani: kat rumah
raudah: owh bukan kat skola eh...ok bye...
(most accurate that i can remember)

??????

cept now i dunt actuallie know whether it really hapened or it happened in my dreamz.. eh?

random banget...

and yesterdae me and my mom bought something online...omg! WE BOUGHT SMTG ONLINE?!
it was 68 dollars...

okay heres what happened.
mother was going through the singtel website to check out the phones offered....she wanted me to get a samsung dunno what crapt....all becoz i told her this time i want a flip phone..my reason.. i think mainly so that i dun get pple complaning to me that i fergot to lock my phone...HONEST MISTAKE PPLE! and i think flippg ur phone open and flipping it back close adds more impact to a call...a plus if ure mad at that somebody but u dont want to tell him.. i think its cool...and the best phone to do that is not a slide phone pple! A flippy one. what phone would it be...hrmm a motorola razr v3xx!
for some wierd reason..u can save 30 dollars if u purchase smtg after 9..PM! and from 9am to 9 pm..usual price...wierd..

well now u pple know..specially u singtel pple..i personally am a M1 person.. not me my dad.. and i think i dun use my phone much.. ive seen my friends smsing much more than i do.. i don see why the bill always end up 65 plus plus...my mum saed that im gonna have to change to the student plan wan..coz its gonna be cheaper.. which means im gonna change my number..again....i hate changing no.s..then u have to tell everyone u changed ur no... which i think is a waste of money..so i usually send it to the more imp pple who usually hav to contact me..sch related or outing related..

k im bored.. need to go mandi..

im waiting for u owh motorola razr v3xx

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|2:00 PM|

Sunday, September 16, 2007

+okay so far?+

dah how many-th day puasa??

hrmmm....

okay so far?

okay so far...

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|8:26 PM|

Thursday, September 13, 2007

+keja gue tak habis habis sihhh...+

first dae puasa.. baju kurung blue colour..

mother: "can wear only my baju marhaban yang lamer lamer... yang takder dlm folder aje boleh tau..."
so i had to separate the new from the old...sempit mempit... so banyak arrr... theres more marhaban clothes than clothes of 5 years of hari raya put together.. plus my brothers... haiz...
then i did like a 'stock-count' for her..

ani: "mama no. 1, no.12 and no.23 takde.."

mother: "alamak..i think no.1 is in my room and go check ur room whther got my no. 12 and no. 23"

macam kedai da....

the fact that she puts the kain belen2 so neatly in a folder is soo funny... like theres more to come lykdat....

so yea now im weraing one of her old marhaban baju kurong...

the thing that i like about baju kurongs now is that its all so timeless..i think in another 5 years i can still wear it.. size pun ok jugak.. very comfortable...but i wish she had more plain ones..so the patterns on my bag and the buju kurong tak clashin sangat...

so yea.... need to fin up my ass2 for layout and design...

wah i tell u... i think i like this part of my course.. layouts, typo, magz and brochures and stuff..ive not procrastinated at all.. eh.. mayb a lil bit but i didnt like crazy kanciong for my prev assign at all.. infact i had time to help out mai and azie...

get back to work bebeh!

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|9:51 AM|

+flab around my curves+

britney britney... haizzz

actuallie not her fault larh.. it does take time to loose that spare tyre..but still mayb kalau nak mcm suductress sangat skin tight long sleeve leather suit ke.. ala ala cat uuman..can boleh...too high expectations larhh..the audiece, her stylist and herself...haiyo...

abeh kiter sumer mesti berhenti make fun of her.. must beri sokongan.. aper dah takde normal size lagi ke dlm dunia ni... klau tak kurus,gemuk...wheres the average?? kan its , skinny, slim, then normal, baru plus size..

haizzz....

bye! slamat berpuasa

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|12:12 AM|

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

+MATness!!its the latest craze+

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|5:10 PM|

+here goes me!+

read raudah's blog..
so..

hrmm...

lets see...

pertama! not gonna use any bad words... no..u-sunnoffah!s...wait i rarely do use any bad words..
k not counted...

pertama! not litter! eh i rarely do that either...still not counted..

pertama! drink more juice rumput...is that counted?? no right...?

kk ni btol2 ni..

pertama! hafal the longer version of doa Qunut(the doa for sholat subuh wan..wat isit called?)

kedua! makan taknak ikut nafsu...biar lebih lebih kan kurma...

ketiga! instead of bace comic, bace yaasin with nyai...and 2 pages of quran each day..

keempat! although i always listen to only one song over and over again(current song:i dont wanna miss a thing)..i shall not listen to any...

kelima! whenever i think of watching a movie i shall cepat2 put the money in my tabung..then the money..can save beli kereta...haha no lah... just save larh..

keenam! cannot miss terawih.

ketujuh! wear baju kurong for the whole month of ramadhan.

eh! isit batal if i read malay books...i still need to improve on my malay ni...hrmmm...

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|4:43 PM|

Monday, September 10, 2007

+3rd post of the day+

ive drinking coke the past few days... why? i doono.....been craving kah? i doono...vanilla coke is the nicest tho... am i being random...

omg?! 3rd post...

i must be bored...

yeah.. that must be it...

i wish everyone would think out loud...can u imagine... hearing monologues..?

ok i gtg..

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|2:59 PM|

+routined+

okay so let me tell u pple what i do whenver i use the com in my sch..

first check tp mail..

then blog...even this has a routine..
first view blog..then blogg hopp on to farnas.. then raudahs(cannot miss this) .. then amak and razaks...and from there to ferooze's.. and from there to mai's..... i seldom go off track..but when i do.. i'll almost always end up at mine...

then a new post...

then hotmail mail..

then start on work...

haiyo...

i want to watch ratatoullie

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|10:30 AM|

+ahahaha+

not laughing when reading raudah's post is like trying to open ur eyes when u sneeze...impossiblegh!

read her recent post.. i tell u i instantly heard my nyai's voice in my head...when i wanted to sweep up some biskot crumbs and she shouted, "ani?! buat aper tu?!?! sapu rumah?! dunia nak khiamat agaknyerrr!!" before she and my grandfather started laughing like crazy... and i tell u, for an old guy who already had a stroke..i tot he was going to have another one from laughing that hard...

haizzz..

and till now i dont sweep...at home...my bibik now does it...

haizzz...

i miss sweeping....

oo...i miss folding too..

i want to find a job at metro...or isetan.. anywhere where theres folding involve..hrmm...

oh well...

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|10:05 AM|

Sunday, September 09, 2007

+come rain come shine...in my lovely land of rowh+

not everyday can be a happy day..

not everyday will be a sad day...

getting angry...confused and jealous...all part of

living in the lovely land of rowh

i swear i heard u said it..

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|9:41 PM|

Thursday, September 06, 2007

+we.ve changed+

why wasnt kite flying as fun as i had expected it to be..?
the day ive been anticipating for almost a month didnt make me happy... at all...why?
i still donno how to fly a kite.... why?

and stupid dream..why wont u go away.....why?

all is cloudy,almost stormy, in the happy land of rowh

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|3:42 PM|

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

+werk was hell+

yest/todae: worked
suppose to be till 2.. but then farnas was till 4 so i extended..plus the power ranger just looked so kesian....

A certain Mr. A**(no.. its not MR (behind) though it should be his name.. cant tell u due to cust confi) pissed me off yesterday, made me cry in front of the power ranger.. so malu seyy... oh well..wasted like half an hour 'helping' him only to get shouted at after that. Stupid hougang hub...oh well..

sleep after that was almost great if it wasnt for that stoopid dream

dream dream go away....i basuh my kakai oreid what.. haiyo...

oh well..

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|6:34 PM|

Monday, September 03, 2007

+monday again+

but Sat and Sunday was great

SAT. Ajaked encik go follow print...supposszedly go print at brass basah..but.. the shop halfay close...so No.. had to skip that...went to artfriend instead bought some a2 mounting board and a can of fixative..
then it rained...didnt want to get our hair wet so went to the lib first...hahz..borrowed a malay book(good luck rowh) but it was a compilation of short stories so should be easy enough... When i was at the malay section i rememebered my mum saying "pelan pelan kayuh" but i also remembered my sec3 malay teacher, cikgu sharifah..."kenape rohani? rambut tutup telinge" OMG. I swear i can never forget that... its one of those "takpe..takpe ni hari awak..lain kali hari kiter"moments..cept i never did get my 'day'. oh well. then off to dunno where... owh i went back to asian civilisation museum UNO..i fergot how to get there coz last time mai and me walked from bugiz.. and im not much help to myself coz me and directions..we not bestfriends....but i described it to encik..and yes he did knoe.. its behind funan larh... now i can rememeber coz we went from cityhall...or wasit orchard? or wassit lavander...omg! i fergot..oh well...took some landscape picture..then of to cityhall...convinced encik to go watch movie.. i wanted to watch ratatotlie/ratatoolie/ratatoillie/rat-a-too-ee however u spell it..but end up waching hairspray... OMG! a great movie arr! awesome. if i had 10 thumbs i would give it 10 thumbs up! the songs, the dancing, i esp loved the fact that i went in without having a clue what the movie was going to be about...really amazing.. i think im going to watch it again... then buy the original hairspray dvd....so yea we watched tt...i couldnt stop smiling after that..

SUN: gym day..... thanks farhana

MOn: hav to finish PATTAN's work

Wenz: hopefully gg kite flying.

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|8:53 AM|