Tuesday, March 31, 2009

+library gaming+

its the new in thing..im serious.. im sitting in front of 2 dudes..playing sumsort of game.. ooo here comes one more.. the one who has been screaming from across the room. and this one on my right is soo vulgar.. no one needs to knoe what u're duin. spastic idiots. i gez theyre just trying to run away from their nagging mothers.."HARI HARI MAIN GAME!"

"mak nak gi skola."

"AR! MACAM TU CAN BAGOZ!

"bye mak!"

"....*folding clothes*....(eh si kamarul tu kan dah graduate) Eh! KAMARUL!"

".....(door slams)...heh heh heh"

haish.. but i'd rather they be mat gamers then mat rep....i see a bright future awaiting them..right beside their nagging wives. "HARI HARI MAIN GAME AJE!"

"bye ayang. nak pergi kerja"

"AR! MACAM TU KAN BAGOZ!"

"bye ayang!"

"....*folding clothes*....(eh ni hari kan holiday) EH! KAMARUL!"

".....(door slams)...heh heh heh"

sneeky nerdy husbands.

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|4:43 PM|

+issues+

everybody has them.
jealousy.
loneliness.
plain boredom.
worry.
miffed.

So im gonna address them here..right now..

raudah, ur blog is too grey..ur dear friend is rabun..have you not learnt that from these thick glasses u see covering half my face all this while? squinting to differentiate the letters from the background unfortunately makes my eyesight worse and this will eventually lead to thicker glasses..im afraid my nose bridge might not be able to handle it. because i dont have a prominent nose bridge to hold it up,thick and heavy glasses will just slide down thus pinching my nose..i think they're penyek enuf..

and this goes to all those other pple with horrible handwritting and those who think small fonts on namecards are sophisticated looking. it bothers me..not being able to see well makes me feel old. IM JUST 20 dammit! not even 21 tau..

next on the agenda.

nadia says those who dont want to get married will eventually get married first..and those who tak sabar nak kahwin will end up marrying last..or not at all..betul ker? sheesh! but i love u niwaez..like a sister i never had..(eh i dont actually HAVE a sister)..hahaha..lol!

next..

nitez!

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|12:34 AM|

Sunday, March 29, 2009

+changes+

Ro: Uncle! Change money! One dollar-one dollar!
Uncle:Uncle cannot change. Uncle human.
Ro: *slaps forehead*

Ro: Wats up!
Dude: The ceiling fan, lights, rumah cicak, dua tahi cicak.
Ro:*slaps forehead*

Ro:Assalamualaikum
Person: Nak ape?
Ro: Astaghafirullah...

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|11:14 PM|

Friday, March 27, 2009

+lupe lah sangat+

i fergot.. i went to play badminton the prev wenz..lupe cam mak nenek. badminton was fun..mcm tak puas-puasfrom 12 to 2 to 3 to 4 lar.. floss ball larr.. lol!

tu aje

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|11:06 PM|

+Crazed fanatic+

Someone give me another job pleeease.. i want to stop this freelance wan... but not untill i have smtg to take over it..Stress arr.. and the sarcasm does not help.. "Suro sidek tu add blablabla" SI DEK TU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? SI DEK TU my behind ar... if i didnt like the rest of the pple there i would have so strangled him. Ive got chubby fingers...perfect for strangling celebrity basi..GEEzzz... eh.. u no life ar??!?!!??! WARGH!!!!!! and i fergot to brg my mp3 playa home..HAIYA!!!!! Wargh!!! and i can forsee bein UNDERPAID AGAIN AR! KUDE KOTS!!!! HAIYA!!!!!!

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|10:51 PM|

+hello+

ku kian kembali ke pangkuan mu.....

ok.. now who understood what i just typed? coz i dont. i think i got it from a romance drama from sensasi??? lol! 


[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|11:55 AM|

Thursday, March 26, 2009

+bye+

its time we part..

let fate bring us together again...

bye, slamat tinggal wahai kawanku.

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|3:27 PM|

+*roll eyes*+

i need to remind my lovely friends that ro is not a typical girl. i get mad close to zero times in a year. everyone seriously need to learn to just brush it off.. just brush it off. And I definitely dont get jealous...im leading a fabulous life, alhamdulillah...and i would prefer telling myself theres someone out there whos jealous of me.. but i hope tts never the case because however uber fabulous ro's life is, problems are inevitable..learnin to face it with a smile.

so nadia, when i tell you about being bothered by *coughs and clears throat* u dont need to tie me to the table coz im not one to leave just because of it..im not pety and selfish darling.i just told you coz i tot you should knoe that it bothers me but im not one to turn green..geez..

and tts all..

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|1:30 AM|

Monday, March 23, 2009

+life is hard+

it is..

movie marathon at mys house(her auntie's) was fun.. esp the lil kitties.. im not gonna buy them just becoz theyre cute.. they are alot harder to take care off..alot of responsibility.. it would be dumb to buy them just coz theyre cute. so no.. i'll buy the next generation..

Dear future kitties,

I promise by the time u're born, tt is after ur now several-months-old parents-to-be "have" you, i'll already have a stable job, a rented apartment(if im not married yet) or a house(if im married), with a huge balcony for you to live, play and grow in. I will make sure you get the best care in hotel RO. Send you to the vet if u're sick.. and buy you toys so u'll grow up to be the smartest cat ever..and feed you the best cat food so u'll not only grow healthy, but have shiny and smooth fur just like ur nenek. I will teach you to love everyone around you.. in turn you must promise not to ever bite me.

Love,
Ur future care-taker, Rohani Rahman

Dear future lover/boyfriend/husband,

You will love cats. FUL STOP.

Love
YOUR WIFE/GF, Rohani Rahman

Dear future house/apartment,

I promise to furnish you with cheap but strong furniture. You will look just as nice as the pages from every IKEA magazine/catalog. So shall I buy everything from IKEA. You shall look minimalistic chic-ish and will have RED as the main colour theme. If youre a bungalow, I shall have sliding glass doors that can open up to join the Garden outside to the living room just like in an episode of Small Spaces, Big Style (or smtg tt sounds like it). The garden shall be used to grow vegetables(organically of coz)and colourful flowers. I have learnt from my parents flat and shall have loads of storage space so there wont be any incidents of clustering anywhere. I will hire a house keeper and have her clean u up from head to toe and every nook and cranny(or smtg tt souds like it) BUT only every saturday and sunday when im out visiting my parents and in-laws. Your kitchen will have an island so itll make me more semangat to cook. This is so that  you will always smell delicious either from the freshly baked palm-size chocolate chip cookies or dark brown chocolate brownies or fluffy banana muffins or curry chicken and i will try to not burn anything. Next is the office, there will be many instances where i'll love my imac more than you but please do not be jealous coz there will be more times when I'll love you more unless theres a rat problem. other than tt i'll promise to love you both all the same. I've promised future kitten/cat to have a space of its own. I promise to train it to use the litter box so you wont be dirtied by poo and urine. Please learn to love it as much as i do coz it'll be of very good use when there's a rat problem. Im sorry, but rat problems are inevitable. 

Love
Ur future owner, Rohani Rahman

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|10:29 PM|

Saturday, March 21, 2009

+Old habit+

Not like rubbing your eyes
Not like leaving the toilet sit up
Not like not switching off the lights when you leave a room
especially not like biting your nails
but
just like any other old habit
so hard to get rid of

Watched a korean drama..made me feel a lot better coz i know what it is now..nothing but an old habit...old habits die hard..and its ok. let us work on it slowly... breathe....

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|4:25 PM|

Thursday, March 19, 2009

+what do i want to be?+

a mother...

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|9:25 PM|

+updates+

hey hey..

updates.
here goes..

johnny depp is STIll hot.

had a gathering for my exclassmates..totally unappreciative...thank you loads to some for coming.. but yang antar-antar wakil to NO THANX ar... hujan aso NO THANX ar... next time dinner je sudah..MLS AR!

next.tired ar..da bored

[[ Rohani Breaks The History ]]*|9:12 PM|

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